I've got a fake laugh with your name written all over it. I work at a law firm, suffer from mild narcolepsy, and have a penchant for petty theft and making play-doh snakes. Have I mentioned I went to Tokyo? I'm sure I have. I'm kind of obnoxious that way. Oh, and I do the world's best karaoke of Welcome to the Jungle by Guns N' Roses. True story.
interests
Travelling, social climbing, reading NYLON magazine, washing my hands, hunting unicorns and drinking tea.