Sarkis Samuel was born in the sewers. One day he found Kurt Cobains left handed guitar, and killed his mom with it by bashing her head in. He used the B string as a noose around his fathers neck, and strangled him. Sam learned how to play a 5 string left handed guitar. He made a lot of friends down there like the TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES & SPLINTER. He got really tired of having no real friends so he decided to rise up from the sewers and take over the world of music by resurrecting GRUNGE ROCK. He doesn't care about morality, and will suck any corporate executive off in any board room to get to the top, like DIE MANNEQUIN. If you believe in death at first site, then vote MEDIOCRITY!!!, because a vote for MEDIOCRITY is a vote for 98% FUN!!!!!!!
interests
MUSIC, DEATH