In order to give you a better idea of what you can expect from We Take Lovers, we've gone ahead and filled out the following application for entry into your hearts.
EZDate Dating Application Form
Name: We Take Lovers
Location: Toronto
Expected Location for the Future: An amazing airship!
Relationship with desired datee: Extremely intimate entertainment dispenser.
Photo URL: http://a920.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/28/l_b79ae0de987eac35df36592f993e2227.jpg
Physical Description
Height: Between 6'7" and 5'7"
Weight: Mind your own business, please.
Build: Slender.
Hair Type: Generally unkempt.
Hair Length: Changes everyday due to standard biological processes!
Complexion: Decidedly white.
Age: Under 2 years.
Fitness - I can run/swim/bike/etc (something aerobic) for _30 - 45 minutes(stagetime)_
Interests
Career (or planned career): Conservationist. Wait. No... Fry cook.
Current hobbies: Rocking, Stomping, Dancing, Hoots & Hollers, Sweating
What two hobbies would you most like to take up if you could?: Human Pyramiding and Frisbee-based war simulation.
Expectations
What sort of partner would you like to have if anything human was possible?: This is a confusing question. What does this even mean?
What would you expect of me?: Give us some love.
What could I expect of you?: Us love some give.
Past Relationships
Most recent: RubyFringe commencement, Amsterdam Brewery, Toronto
Length: Approximately 25 minutes.
Intensity: Incredibly sweat-drenched and raucous. Were it a house, it would have come down.
Reasons for Starting: It was 10:30.
Reasons for Stopping: It was 11:00.
Are your past relationships in the past? Will they keep affecting your next relationship? Our dearest love is with music and having a romping good time. So if you can't deal with that, this isn't going to work out. I'm sorry. You're just really possessive already.
Misc. Questions
Do your eyebrows arch? Constantly. Usually because
Hey, good lookin'!How easily do you show affection -
In public: For about a half hour, our love will gush all over the place. We will even blow kisses.
In private: You can get a 20 minute dose of love in private whenever you'd like with our
love document. How long do you think a relationship with me will last? We're hoping that you'll stay with us for as long as you find us interesting.
How strong a crush do you have on me? Seven times that of the nuclear furnace of our sun. (hail Ra).
How attractive are you to people usually - Physically: "This band looks good in the face." - actual quote
Mentally: "At their best, the sextet are capable of crafting a perfectly hummable pop song..." - actual quote (www.iheartmusic.net)
Emotionally/Charismatically: "I saw
We Take Lovers play at The Drake some time ago, and I was smitten with them quite quickly." - actual quote (www.twowaymonologues.com)
What is the ideal romantic occasion?: We minstrels seduce thine ears with a gentle woo. Sexy dance party? Answer is go.
Yes/No Questions
Do you smoke? 83.333% yes. Figuratively, too.
Are you a bouncy hyperactive person? Certainly.
Could you go out with a bouncy hyperactive person? We crave it.
Will you try to protect me when I don't want it? Wait, what?
Do you need to be protected? I'm sorry... I don't...
Do you want to be protected? Well...
Do you think I am interested in you? We are hoping you might be.
Would you go out/have sex with everyone if you could? Obviously.
Would you go out with me if you knew we would never have sex? Possibly, if your jokes were amaaaaazing.
Do you want to have sex? Like, right now?
With a fox, in a box? I see what you did there!
Are you addicted to anything? Only face-rocking. And 83.333% nicotine.
Do you have a criminal record? We've been known to murder on the dance floor.
Do you trust me? Remember when there was only one set of footprints...?
Have you ever had unprotected sex? There you go with the protection stuff again.
Other Information
What is your best physical feature? Either the blonde or the brunette.
What is your worst physical feature? Two extremely hairy guitarists.
What is your best quality? Playful and eager to please.
What is your worst quality? Always the last ones to leave.
What do you expect me to bring to this relationship? A comfortable pair of shoes.
What are your strengths? Twaaaaarwrwrwr pop pop.
What are your weaknesses? We get weak in the knees for a sassy audience and a pint or three.
Is there anything else you would like to say? Bring out your dead. Here it comes.