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A long time ago in the far away frozen land of Siberia, a boy was wondering though the vast snow covered plains. All of a sudden out of the blinding snow storm emerged a figure. This figure spoke to the boy. It said "Do you know where I can score a cheep Russian hooker?".

At that same moment 6000 kilometers away in Victoria B.C, Canada, three youths joined forces to form one of the most awsomest bands ever. They called their trio of rock A.M.P. But then, sadly, a group no where nearly as good as the canadain A.M.P got signed with the same name and to avoid all that legal shit, the boys decided to rename their group [Untitled]. Rocking the six-string and the microphone was a guy by the name of Devon  DeLarge. Pounding out the beats on the kit was Mr. Nick Tassell. Providing the smooth bass line was Liam  Henderson. Armed with a six pack of beer and the passion to rock the socks off anyone within ear shot, Devon, Nick and Liam set out on a mission to change the world of music. And have a damn good time while doing it too.

If you have read this far without thinking "holy f**k, these guys are so lame and their band probally sucks" then you're either a bit messed up in the head, can't read or someone in the band.