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artist The Wet Secrets

Edmonton, AB, CANADA
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The Wet Secrets are a five-piece rock and roll dance band from Edmonton. They play the kind of music you could expect to hear if The Stranglers piggybacked Herb Alpert & the Tijuana Brass through the Rose Parade. Grant Lawrence of CBC Radio 3 named their song "Secret March" one of the "Best 20 Songs of the Decade". Watch for their new album, in stores soonish or laterish.

lineup

Lyle Bell bass, vocals
Trevor Anderson drums, vocals
Kim Rackel trumpet, tuba, vocals
Paul Arnusch keys, congas, vocals
Emma Frazier trombone, vocals

Sled Island: The Wet Secrets, The Gauntlet, June 19, 2008

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 Sled Island 2008: Wet Secrets
Music Interview

Sled Island 2008



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24 band uniforms for $20. What a deal! 24 band uniforms for $20. What a deal!

Credit: courtesy Six Shooter Records  

Sled Island 2008
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Lyle Bell has all kinds of secrets, most of them dry. He’s in three Edmonton bands, including the Juno-nominated Shout Out Out Out Out. He has a fiancée. He also can’t grow a moustache, something that would disappoint people who might listen to the lead single off the Wet Secrets’ debut album Rock Fantasy titled, “Grow Your Own Fucking Moustache, Asshole.”

“Man, I grow such a terrible moustache,” laments Bell, who fronts the group and plays lead bass. “My main tip is to give it 100 per cent effort. There’s a great little festival that the [Edmonton-based] Night Gallery puts on called Moustache Rock. We would plan our moustaches out six months in advance. I have tried man and my moustache is pretty piss-poor.”

Bell, on the phone from Toronto, is sitting on a patio before the Wet Secrets play their showcase at the North by Northeast festival. With laughter and playful chatter all around him, he explains what some of the differences between the Wet Secrets and other Bell bands, Shout Out and the Whitsundays.

“The whole point of the Wet Secrets was some of us getting together and doing whatever happened,” laughs Bell. “Playing and writing stuff spontaneously, getting drunk, writing songs and not really thinking about the end product. It was sort of an experiment in forming a band and doing something fun.”

Their origin story reads like a cry for an intervention. Formed in an Edmonton bar in 2005, the group drunkenly signed-on to a gig. Forgetting about the gig until a sudden reminder from the booker—the group only had one week to put everything together—they wrote material that eventually landed on their first EP, Whale of a Cow. The band has evolved in the three years since, gaining more members, a horn section and tightening up the entire act from its boozy beginnings.

“When we started, it was just this whimsical thing,” explains Bell. “[Bell’s fiancée] Kim [Rackel] and Donna [Ball] hadn’t played horns since high school and Trevor [Anderson] is an actor. He’s the first guy to say that he’s an actor and not a drummer. Trevor practicing and getting better at drums really helped and it tightened everything up. Adding to that, our keyboardist Doug Organ is a joke. He’s this ridiculously talented jazz keyboardist and he’s just slumming it in this band.”

One of the immediate things about the act is their image. Unlike most bands with their tight jeans and t-shirts, the Wet Secrets wear a full set of marching band uniforms. Some may roll their eyes at the self-indulgence factor, but with tracks like “Chinball Wizard” and “Get Your Own Apartment,” you can’t wear the typical t-shirt and jean ensemble.

“Trevor was in a marching band in Red Deer,” laughs Bell. “They’re the old Red Deer Rebels marching band outfits. Trevor’s mom, who’s extremely supportive of Trevor’s projects, found out that they were selling these outfits and brokered this deal where we got 24 of the outfits for $20. As soon as we saw the outfits, we knew that they were perfect. It kind of went with the ridiculous absurdity of singing about teabagging yourself and heavy cans of paint.”

In a genre of music that can be overly ponderous and full of pretension, the Wet Secrets are the drunken uncle at the family reunion with the lampshade over his head. They’re doing it for fun and lack any of the self-consciousness of the more grim-faced bands.

The Wet Secrets play the Mewata Side Stage on Fri., June 27 at 5:15 p.m.
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earlier posts

Sled Island: The Wet Secrets, The Gauntlet, June 19, 2008

posted by The Wet Secrets on Jun 27, 2008  

Keeping it Weird, SEE Magazine, April 24, 2008

posted by The Wet Secrets on May 06, 2008  

Spun, The Gauntlet, April 18, 2008

posted by The Wet Secrets on Apr 29, 2008  

An Irregular Rock Fantasy, SEE Magazine, April 17, 2008

posted by The Wet Secrets on Apr 18, 2008  

Local Marching Band Reveals The Wet Secrets Of Its Success, VUE WEEKLY, April 18, 2008

posted by The Wet Secrets on Apr 18, 2008  

Exclaim Review, Nov 2007

posted by The Wet Secrets on Apr 01, 2008  

Sophomore Hijinks, Edmonton Journal, September 17, 2007

posted by The Wet Secrets on Sep 21, 2007  

Wet Secrets Back and Breathing Heavy, Edmonton Sun, September 20, 2007

posted by The Wet Secrets on Sep 20, 2007  

The Wet Secrets a Messy Affair, The Gateway, September 17, 2007

posted by The Wet Secrets on Sep 19, 2007  

The Experiment is a Success!, SEE Magazine, September 13, 2007

posted by The Wet Secrets on Sep 19, 2007  

It's a Long Way to the Top When Women Rock 'n' Roll, VUE Weekly, September 13, 2007

posted by The Wet Secrets on Sep 19, 2007  

Edmonton's Raunchiest Band is Back, Calgary Sun, August 10, 2007

posted by The Wet Secrets on Aug 13, 2007  

Best Kept Wet Secrets, Edmonton Sun, April 8, 2007

posted by The Wet Secrets on Apr 08, 2007  

Video

Get Your Own Apartment 3:14

Get Your Own Apartment

From The Wet Secrets debut album Rock Fantasy, this is their video for "Get Your Own Apartment". Viewer discretion is advised.

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