biographical info
The Mountain Men are very attractive. Galen was a fat baby; he wore a red and white striped shirt. Ted was a cute baby, and he liked to chew on his crib. Sadly, the crib used lead based paint on the bars. He will never be the same. His parents are in constant denial of this matter. Ted and Galen grew up in the vapid place known as Delaware, and currently reside in Calgary, Alberta, Canada. We both learned instruments at mind numbing ages. Furthermore, Galen started playing choppy bass rhythms and swinging his hips from side to side. Ted decided to start singing to the funky riffs, while playing the guitar (and sometimes the piano). Ted stomps his feet to the sound of the beat with his huge chunk of meat dangling before his feet. Our drummer died in a large train wreck, so we easily replaced him with a computer drum machine. They never found his corpse.
lineup
Furious G Bling
Ted Glamour
Robot Drummer Tempo
influences
EAZY-E
Notorious B.I.G.
Puff Daddy