artist The Babyshakers

The Babyshakers are sick to death of that mediocre, wishy-washy, ultra-sensitive, drenched in irony, "sitting in front of the fire in that cabin in the woods that means so much", Can Con arty bullshit! Don¹t lie to us... We know you are too. The Babyshakers are here to make it right. You heard us. That¹s right. We're draining the whiskey bottle, grabbing our giant steel balls in our hands, turning the amps up until your ears bleed, and cranking out the real rock with real power, real agression, real swagger, real passion, that¹s too big for any room, too big for any town, too big for any scene. So what¹s our bio? We ain¹t got time for no bio. Bio¹s are for bands that ain¹t really livin¹. Our story¹s there for all to see in our blistering, balls out, breakneck, over the top live show. In every note. Every beat. Every scream. Every drop of sweat that stings the eyes as we go for it and go for it and go for it and never... give... up... Besides, we¹re probably too smashed to hold a fuckin¹ pen... So hitch a ride with Pure Disaster, Cuz we¹s just a train wreck a-waitin¹ to happen... Kick ass like nuts. Rockitup.

Mr. 151derful Guitar
Blackout Kid Singer
T Smokes Guitar
Bedtime Bryan Bass
Streetknife Drums