STEVE HERON DEAD?
Folk-rock luminary Steve Heron is missing and presumed dead after a fiery crash on his native Prince Edward Island.
Sources say the pick-up Heron was driving became engulfed in flames after slamming into a utility pole in an area known as '48 Road' on June 21, 2008.
Heron's body has not been recovered from the scene, but sources say it is unlikely he survived.
Heron, 27, was on the Island gathering material for his upcoming CD Blue Heron Drive.
The release date for Blue Heron Drive is uncertain.
-Black Ice Press
(from Sgt. Peppard Interview)
Int: Can you just answer the question Sgt. Pepper?
Sgt. It’s Peppard, I toldya. P-E-P-P-A-R-D. And what question are ya askin’ me?
Int: Did Steve Heron break out of jail?
Sgt: Yes.
Int: So he was on the run?
Sgt. Yes, he was on the run, but....
Int. Thank you Sergeant.
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(from Interview with Bubba MacKay)
Int: Bubba, there are people out there who believe that Steve Heron is still alive, and if anyone knows of his whereabouts, it would be his best friend.
Bubba: Thought you said there were gonna be some beer here. I mean, if ya really want me ta do some lyin’, I’m a better liar when I’m drinking.
Int: Later.
Bubba: You know Steve had a girlfriend, eh?
Int: He did?
Bubba: Yeah, out in Vancouver. I mean, that’s where they’re at now.
Int: They’re at?
Bubba: She! That’s where she's at. Steve’s dead.
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From A-Z
After an agonizing attempt
at artistic approach a
bard bearing barbaric babbling
became bereaved because
copious corrections couldn’t
convey compelling cadence
‘Doing discredit doesn’t deem
doggerel divine,’
exclaimed ecclesiastics
exhibiting exhaustive education.
‘Furthermore, facetious frivolity
facilitates failure.’
Grabbing genitalia, grunting
‘Gracias,’ goaded great
hullabaloo. However, his
hallmark horrified his hono(u)r.
‘I insist; ignominious ideas
involving irreverence irreconcilable!’
‘Jumpin’ Jesus Jezebel,’
Jester jokingly jeered.
‘Kerb-crawling Kierkegaard
keeps kidnapping Kafka,
leaving literature lacerated
like linguistics.
‘Maybe my masterpiece
merits mythical magnificence
needing nimble, noble,
nautical navigation.’ Noticeably
obstinate, our outcast,
outraged over opening
Pandora’s phonetic portfolio,
pandered poetry,
quixotically quitting
quality.
Ribaldry ran rampant
rendering rhythm ridiculous.
So struck, so shocked.
so slanderously slandered,
the tactic to thinking
tempted tinnitus
unleashing unusual
‘Ummmmms…..Ugggghhhs!”
Valkyries volunteered
vituperating verbose volumes.
Wagner wildly wailed
while wielding
xylophones. Xenophobic
Yama yammered, yelped,
‘Yackety-yak! Yackety-yak!’
Zarathustra zapped
Zeus.
*Rimbaud's Left Hand released Spring '07
You Knows Me released January '08
Blue Heron Drive ?