artist Eyes of Alexander

......Eleven moons ago 'Aaronius The Terrible' pulled forth a sword from his amp and spoke, "These pretzels are makin' me thirsty!" He spent his time building an epic lego city from which a royal maiden was born. The Lady of the Lake pulled forth another sword from another amp and spoke, "Hey, let's start a band." Hence forth, that lady was called 'Chris'. In an adjacent city, a peasent was born. He is known as 'Grog'. When the planets lined up perpendicular to the astriod belt a hypotenuse fell from the sky anointing an orphan named 'Alexander'. His eyes glowed with an intense passion for melodic metal. !!Boom!! The earth is shaken by the thunderous 'Haedrian of the Adriatic Sea'. Again a sword is pulled forth from an amp, the stars line up perpendicular to the astroid belt and the earth is shaken resulting in the congregation of these fine fellows. They abducted poor Alexander and hid him away in mountainous region. It rained alot. 'Grog' and 'Aaronious'' axes have spilt the blood of many dragons... 'Haedrian' has clubbed as many as 1,000,000 peasents... and the fine damsel 'Chris' attracted so many fine warriors that Hotmail shut him down Witness these 'Guardians of Justice' in action wherever fine battles are faught. The going rate for shows is about 17,000 Republic Credits; 2,000 up front and 15,000 when we get there

Aaron Lead Guitar
Greg Rhythm Guitar
Adrian Drums
Chris Vox