biographical info
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Official Mini Bio
Subtitle: Decomposure - The Best in the Universe, or Merely the World?
by Gud Kopyriter
Decomposure is caleb mueller, a man who's musical genius is greatly lauded around the globe for all time as a genius. Many people, such as important ones, have said that he makes 'electronic music that doesn't sound like electronic music, thankfully.' Hailing from the spicy nights of [exotic place], Decomposure famously flies all around the planet to 'gig around' with [rapper man] and [granddaughter of famous dead country singer] and muh man Bobby DeNiro to record all his songs that are diamond-like because they are so good and you wouldn't want to lose them (Remember that he writes songs like the best in his region and sits by the fire). The many months between the years of 2007 and 2008 saw him ooze out songs and wove them together with intricate diversity, aching insistent hooks with languishing vicious guitars, and one of the top 10 songs of all time says Scott. He has sunglasses and a hipster afro. Musically, he soars to results that speak for themselves, with the raw power of catchiness and master craftsmanship of a rare breed with lyrical sing-a-long singles from the most wondrous of places. A lot of many famed people have agreed that he sounds alot like [name of popular band] energetically meets [name of another band], but doesn't sound like [my favourite band], which is too bad, but still he is the man. His fan base continues to swell and counts amongst its ranks the liketh of [famous hack comedian] and close personal friend [movie star with indie cred] and has rubbed elbows with legendary rock producer [legendary rock producer], which means he must make really great music because he knows them and they're so famous like he is around the world. He also enjoys empty buzzwords such as raw, towering, hypnotic, ominous, gauzy, sunny, fluttering, lush, shimmering, angular, skittering, and widescreen. New York, Brazil, and the Europeans are all up ons his flavours of [list of genres, some made up]. You'll be asking yourself how you have survived without Decomposure in your life and only a bowie knife during the economic collapse. You will, in one word, be awesome. Decomposure to the max, today and tomorrow. Just Do It. By Mennen.