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artist Avard Woolaver

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Songs are like snippets of narrative fiction--the story of a moment paired with the mind's snapshot imagery.

Avard grew up in rural Nova Scotia, but his travels have taken him around the world and he draws on these experiences in his songwriting. His songs are inspired by odd visual images, quirky people, grey hair, untrustworthy politicians and almost forgotten memories. He records them in the basement of his house, wedged between the furnace and the washer. Often he records the vocals in an empty concrete water cistern.

Haligonia--the song

People living in Halifax, Nova Scotia are called Haligonians (not Halifax-ites or Halifaxians) so I have always thought that Haligonia would be a good name for the city.
I have lived relatively near Halifax for years but never spent much time there, or got to know it well. But this year I have been driving my wife there for chemotherapy treatments and have developed a familiarity with, and fondness for the place. Halifax has a rich history and a lot of charm. The people are friendly, too.


In the song "Haligonia" I wanted the vocals and harmonies to reflect my fondness for the city and also wanted to name some areas in and around the metro area in a lighthearted way. It's a fun song--meant to make you smile, and perhaps remember some good times you have had in the grand old town.

Here are the lyrics:


There's a place we love the most

Nestled on that old east coast

It's got such charm and pandemonia

They should have named it Haligonia

 

I filled the sack in Sackville

Played darts in Dartmouth

Raised hell in Halifax

Went to bed in Bedford

 

I went all around the circle, did the loop

Saw some friends, spread some cheer, had a hoot

 

Haligonia

Pandemonia

Euphoria

Oh yeah, Oh yeah

 

Haligonia

I'll telephone ya

I can never own ya

Oh yeah, Oh yeah

Oh, Halifax

 

I felt spry in Spryfield

Played fair in Fairview

Got burned in Burnside

Felt like hell and back

 

I went all around the circle, did the loop

Saw some friends, spread some cheer, had a hoot

 

I filled the sack in Sackville

Played darts in Dartmouth

Raised hell in Halifax

Feels like hell and back

Oh, Halifax

 

Haligonia

Pandemonia

Euphoria

Oh yeah, Oh yeah

 

Haligonia

I'll telephone ya

I can never own ya

Oh yeah, Oh yeah

Oh, Halifax

 

Hali-go-nia

Hali-go-nia

 

 

Blackhawks Stanley Cup Victory Song 2010

Please check out the video on youtube.

It has been 49 years! I wrote this song to celebrate the Blackhawks Stanley Cup victory. I finished it when they were up 2 games to 0 on the Flyers--with such a strong team, I was confident they would prevail. I've had those hockey cards (that are shown in the video) since I was a kid and finally got a chance to use them.

Here are the lyrics:

Chicago proud
Sing it loud
They wrote the story
Of hockey glory

They won the cup
So hoist it up
It hasn't been done
Since '61

Chicago Blackhawks are number 1
Chicago Blackhawks are number 1

 

Why Do You Lie, Sarah?

This song is on Neil Young's "Living With War Today" chart.

From Andrew Sullivan's blog “The Daily Dish”--here are twelve documented lies that Sarah Palin has told on the public record. There are many more which have emerged. Is she simply a compulsive liar? She certainly cannot be trusted in any position of authority.

 

- She has lied about the Bridge to Nowhere. She ran for office favoring it, wore a sweatshirt defending it, and only gave it up when the federal congress, Senator McCain in particular, went ballistic. She kept the money anyway and favors funding Don Young's Way, at twice the cost of the original bridge.

- She has lied about her firing of the town librarian and police chief of Wasilla, Alaska.

- She has lied about pressure on Alaska's public safety commissioner to fire her ex-brother-in-law.

- She has lied about her previous statements on climate change.

- She has lied about Alaska's contribution to America's oil and gas production.

- She has lied about when she asked her daughters for their permission for her to run for vice-president.

- She has lied about the actual progress in constructing a natural gas pipeline from Alaska.

- She has lied about Obama's position on habeas corpus.

- She has lied about her alleged tolerance of homosexuality.

- She has lied about the use or non-use of a TelePrompter at the St Paul convention.

- She has lied about her alleged pay-cut as mayor of Wasilla.

- She has lied about what Alaska's state scientists concluded about the health of the polar bear population in Alaska.

You cannot trust a word she says. On anything.

 

 Here are the lyrics:

 

You once were a hopeful in a beauty show

If ignorance is bliss, you're the happiest one I know

 

Those east coast intellectuals

You just think that they're so ineffectual

 

[chorus:]

Why do you lie, Sarah?

Why do you pretend to be what you're not?

You just lie, Sarah

And make it hip to be ignorant

 

You talk about real America

You're so out of touch, you think that it's put there for ya

 

Your textbooks are still in a box

Your creationist views are endorsed by your friends at FOX

 

[chorus]

 

[bridge:]

At the end of the day

You've got nothing to say

Keep the truth at bay

And land a sucker punch

 

Just swallow your pride

And don't be so snide

You've got lots to hide

I wish you would go away

 

Why do you lie, Sarah?

 

A Solitary Bee

 When people think of bees they imagine the social variety. But in fact, the majority of bees are solitary, living out their lives as single bees, making single nest cells rather than working together with other bees to raise offspring in shared nests. They produce neither honey nor beeswax, but do a lot of pollinating. They live solitary lifestyles, so they don't join up with other bees to try and sting you. They're pacifists—hardly bothering to defend their own nests.

The solitary bee creates a lonely image, yet there something admirable about their solitude.

The song “A Solitary Bee” is about more than just bees—it's about the passage of time, and our inevitable death and what we leave behind as our legacy. We must emulate the solitary bee, and each do our part for the environment during our short lifetime.

Check out the video on youtube.

Here are the lyrics:

 

A solitary bee

Just a solitary bee

Striking a vein of glittering ideals

More precious than the gleam of wonder

More potent than the foolish plunder

 

Falling from the rail

Hands upon the grail

Steeped in greed and stirred with anger

A poison cup of pride

For the winning team it was only a dream

 

[chorus:]

Time is the master

Horizons coming faster

 

A single golden C

On a polyester tree

Reminds us of where our hearts are hidden

Youthful looks will render

The champion's ego tender

 

A solitary bee

In semantic mystery

Shrouded by a lonely veil

No suitors come to call

All is empty and lost until the fall

 

[chorus]

 

 

All We Are

The world seems to be in an increasing state of flux. Things are changing so quickly; it's hard to know where we fit in. This song is about the changing times and a desire to make a great escape to the simpler life of the seventies. Where is Steve McQueen when we need him?

 

Fly

With the song “Fly” I was aiming for simplicity both in the lyrics and music. I wanted to express a sense of child-like joy and freedom of expression, where you don't have to think so much and the words and music flow together naturally. It's also easy to add new verses and sing along.

When I showed the lyrics to my wife, who is a writer and editor, she said they were a cop-out and that I wasn't trying hard enough to write good lyrics. “A five year old could have written them” she said. That is the point, I said. After all, there are lots of great songs out there with simple words. Nick Drake's “Pink Moon” comes to mind as does “Because” by the Beatles.

That's my story and I'm sticking to it! I wish I could write like, like Jack White.

 

Where Is the Sun?

Lack of sunlight in the the winter months has a profound influence on my mood. This song is about feelings of alienation.

No Gain

This is my most sincere, most heartfelt song. It’s on Neil Young’s “Living with War Today” chart. I finally have some satisfaction now that the Bush regime is out of action. Play loud!

Dr. Spin

This is also on Neil Young’s protest site, “Living with War Today.” (This chart has been called “American Idol for hippies”!)


Into The Light

Growing up in Hants County, Nova Scotia, in the 1970s, these were the things I was thinking about—and reaching for.

 

 

 

lineup

Avard Woolaver guitar, bass, drums, vocals

influences

Neil Young
The Beatles
Joni Mitchell
Leonard Cohen
Tom Petty
The Velvet Underground
Simon and Garfunkel
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Video

I Need Coffee 4:22

I Need Coffee

A song about needing someone like one needs coffee. I used some of my photos to complement the music. You can see more of my photos at: http://www.flickr.com/photos/avardwoolaver/

Blackhawks Victory Song 2010 2:52

Blackhawks Victory Song 2010

It has been 49 years! I wrote this song to celebrate the Blackhawks Stanley Cup victory. I finished it when they were up 2 games to 0 on the Flyers--with such a strong team, I was confident they would prevail. I've had those hockey cards since I was a kid and finally got a chance to use them.

A Solitary Bee 2:40

A Solitary Bee

"A Soli­tary Bee" is a song about the pas­sage of time, and grow­ing old­er. It's also about each doing his or her part for the environment. This song is on David Suzuki's "Playlist for the Planet."

Why Do You Lie, Sarah? 2:49

Why Do You Lie, Sarah?

The numerous lies of Sarah Palin are compiled on Andrew Sullivan's blog "The Daily Dish". These are documented lies that she has told on the public record. If she were pinocchio, her nose would be as long as the bridge to nowhere. "Why Do You Lie, Sarah? is on Neil Young's "Living With War Today" chart, and can be purchased on iTunes.

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