biographical info
As you can see from their pictures, Pete Skwili and John Pump are total fucking rock stars. Total ladies' men, too. They rock. So does Stiv Spleen, their vomiting bass player.
So does Sid Fakh (pronounced "fuck"), a DJ from Lithuania. E's the latest cock to join the OASIS battalion of cock rock bliss. Keeping up with the times while staying true to their Brit-cock roots, OASIS now has a record scratcher extraordinaire in Sid. They rock the acid house with their massive cocks and endless supply of nose p owder.
OASIS is going to be big, you can count on it. They rock, they have cocks, and they know how to rock. They're gonna rock your cock, and they won't ever let you forget it. They tell you all about it in their songs. So pick up their latest cock rock extravaganza demo CD, and cock your rocks to the top of their pop!
lineup
Pete Squealy vocals
John Pump guitars, vocals, programming
Syd Fuck synths, programming, drums
Stiv Spleen bass, vomit
Poo P Bum ibook
influences
We're to'ally original, roight?