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Last week, Justin Bieber released "PYD," a sexy slow jam that stands for "put you down." This is a bit confusing, as "put you down" sounds less like a seductive promise than something you'd hear at a horse hospital.

There's a fine line between the sweetest taboo and the clumsiest innuendo. Innuendoes are supposed to be clever turns of phrase that only sound naughty if you're really on the ball. But some innuendoes are so flimsy, you'd have to be incredibly naive not to see the sexual message underneath.

Check out the gallery above. We've compiled the most obvious, hilarious, clumsiest sexual innuendoes, from "Liquid Dreams" to "Layin' Pipe." But to protect the innocent, we've approached them as innocent, naive listeners.

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The 15 most hilarious sexual innuendoes in music

Last week, Justin Bieber released "PYD," a sexy slow jam that stands for "put you down." This is a bi…

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slouchez
#1 posted by
slouchez
on Nov 26, 2013

You missed Dirty World - a fun romp by the Traveling Wilburys. You'll find subtle innuendos there behind the obvious "dirty words". Clever lyrics by some of the best songwriters ever

The Smiths
#2 posted by
The Smiths
on Nov 27, 2013

When I first heard "Layin' Pipe", I swear to you, I really thought he was referring to laying pipe.  I thought he had to work so hard to make money because his girlfriend liked to spend it. 

And She-Bop?  I thought it was some new dance until I heard an interview with Cyndi Lauper once about her explaining the meaning to her mom. 

There are a few of us naive ones out there!  :) 

fundyfog
#3 posted by
fundyfog
on Nov 28, 2013

Peter Gabriel's "Sledge Hammer". The video alone qualifies it for hilarious.

cbc@randifer.com
#4 posted by
cbc@randifer.com
on Nov 28, 2013

Started out this morning feeling so polite,  I always thought a fish could not be caught that didn't bite. But you got some bait a-waiting and I think I might Like nibblin' a little Afternoon Delight.

 

Nuff Said...

desperaudio
#5 posted by
desperaudio
on Nov 29, 2013

OK - so I fully expected to see The Vapors' "Turning Japanese"on this list.

alecross
#6 posted by
alecross
on Dec 01, 2013

I always thought Bob Seger's "Horizontal Bop" was pretty good. 

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