In the end, we didn’t discuss the game that the Buckys just hideously lost to the fine drinkers ballplayers from AdBusters Magazine. Their final score was somewhere in the double-digits versus our measly four runs. The score really didn’t matter though since we learned the awful truth that they practiced - practiced! every day for weeks prior to the game. This is pretty uncool in our books since ‘trying hard’ is for chumps.

We also didn’t talk about the fashion involved in such a game (Tariq sporting a bizarre winter touque with leopard-skin sunglasses combo – Chris Kelly was in what I can only describe as 1980 disco roller-skate satin wear). Our two best players sported red-sox.

No one even breathed a word that Chris Kelly made out briefly on home base with the catcher for the other team. I kid you not.

No, in the end, the only thing we wanted to talk about following such a monumental game was ‘public urination’. Apparently one of the Buckys felt nature’s pleading call during the game and, rather than delay the game by walking the extra 200 feet to the public washroom, he opted for the fence steps away. It wasn’t the most private of moments since the fence is chain link and opens up to a sidewalk below and a Fire Department across the street. They are still traumatized.

So, at the request of the women here at Radio 3, we have a poll question:

Click the question to vote: 

Is ‘Public Urination’ socially acceptable?

(The men already know the answer)

posted by Mark MacArthur on Jun 03, 2008