I tell you... this office is full of music nerds. And music nerds with access to a library like New Music Canada often get to arguing about weird things like what are the best declarative band names.

Now, not all of these are from NMC, and I won't get into the arguments behind this decision, but suffice to say this: we, your friends at Radio 3, think these are the top eleven declarative band names going.

Why eleven? Why not? Don't you think you deserve eleven? We do.

11. I Am Not a Manimal

10. God Invented Mustard

9. A Spectre Is Haunting Europe

8. We Are Wolves

7. You Say Party! We Say Die!

6. Godspeed You! Black Emperor

5. I Love You But I've Chosen Darkness

4. I Am Robot And Proud

3. Brad Sucks

2. This Band Goes To Eleven

1. I Can Put My Arm Back On You Can't
posted by John Paolozzi on Aug 18, 2006